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Celebrating April Fools, let's have a tread dedicated to jokes and all sorts of intentional and unintentional humor on the railway and transport in general.

Asking for explanation is okay since not everyone possibly can understand the specifics which form the joke. Also the explanation or translation can be given right away like this, for example.


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Posting something to start…


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"E - electrical safety"


>Shove 20 cars, I think I hear a brake
>Found it! Kick 'em!


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Struggled to understand it but failed. Pic totally related, I guess.


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You know guys, that's strange. I expected many of you would have their couple of pics with funny situations or some jokes about railway.

Don't be shy, do not make this another single-poster 1520-thread.
I do not have enough content for this and I really wanted to see here some humor from railways of different counties.


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Tex's conductor interview in Alaska about four years ago got a little awkward.


>Riding on anything but a tank
I feel so bad for people that need to ride gons.

Do you know what kicking a car means? It's frowned upon to let more than about 5 roll at a time. So you say something like "Shove 20, let me check a number" then pull the pin.


Never rode a gondola, but flat cars are pretty shitty too. Yeah, you can ride on the deck, but that always made me really uncomfortable. Tank cars were pretty nice, come to think of it.


Need to ride on moveing cars… Must not be a NORAC place


What? Are you saying there are railroads that don't have you ride your shoves?


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Still took some time to get it, lol.
That reminded me of this picture.

> Ended your education on the transportation management faculty.

> Expectation - Reality


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The ultimate wimpification of railroading. I thought not getting on or off moving equipment was bad.


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Still don't believe I'm the only one with a collection of funny railway pics here.


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>>3620 And this >>3595 is what lil bastards get for messing with rolling stock in Russia.

Thanks for the contribution BTW, I almost thought the thread has died.


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Now this is a difficult one…

> - Do you know Anna Karenina?

> - No, what's about it?
> - Nothing, strike that.


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>"Today I have to go to Amsterdam but its always such a hassle to park the car"
>"Why don't you take the train?"
>"And its bound to happen that I can't find a parking place for that either"


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Nothing Ductape can't fix


In case I'm really terrible at translating puns… The other way you could translate that is:

> Nothing, let it pass.

"Проехали" in Russian means both "passed by" and "nevermind".


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>trying to esplain czeekivreeki

Anglos won't *get it*


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Only like 10 more "man train" puns.

Bear walks in a forest, sees a burning car…

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